ParaSit3
01-10-2011, 11:13 PM
http://forums.majorleaguegaming.com/topic/210047-sponsor-wanted/page__pid__6441690#entry6441690
Incredible.
In case it gets locked I'm posting the dialogue.
Sponsor Wanted:
xToXiiC_JoCeR - I try hard day in and day out. Results: Great. i just beat a 56k rank GBer today. Message me to pick me up or email me at [email protected] I will help you if you help me!
H-TRAIN - Hey I heard about your top notch feat in gambattles the other day. My tennis company entitled "Balls", would like to offer you a sponsorship worth nearly $10,000. We would love to have a player such as you represent our equipment.
xToXiiC_JoCeR -sure that would be great. do you want to scrimmage with me or what?
H-TRAIN - Scrimmage with you? There's no need we already know your undeniable potential as seen through your recent accomplishments.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - hmm this seems a little too good to be true... are you just kidding with me haha
H-TRAIN - ??? I'm not sure if you realize this but the mlg community is an EXTREMELY lucrative source of high profile individuals looking out for upcoming talent. We NEED more players like you and we are willing to fully sponsor you and more. My company will contact you later for private details.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - Okay man, well i just dont want $10,000 sponsorship i mean it just doesnt feel right. i have added you on xbox is that okay?
H-TRAIN - You just beat a top 56,000 rank player in gamebattles and you're telling me you don't feel fine with accepting a sponsorship for $10,000? You deserve this. Please. Take our offer. If you don't, you may never get a chance like this again.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - yeah yeah, i dont wanna brag but i did beat him 2-0 he didnt win one map but still. thats a lot of money. and is it okay that i added you on xbox?
H-TRAIN - Absolutely. I mean, I'm co-running the tennis company that is going to be sponsoring you so forgive me if I don't get on xbox live for a couple of days, but I will most certainly add you to my list
xToXiiC_JoCeR - Thanks guys i will do my best and do you want me to get a team together or do you want me to just do singles?
H-TRAIN - Well, MLG's Halo Reach Tournaments are based off of singles. I don't think there is even a 4v4 ladder at MLG events. So basically hit up the GB singles ladder and become the champion you were meant to be.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - uh ohh.....i play call of duty i mean i have halo reach but i reallyy play call of duty is that a problem...?
H-TRAIN - Absolutely not. Reach 1v1's and CoD 1v1's are basically the same thing. Your skill will carry over. Unless you want us to sponsor you for CoD then I will do that immediately.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - magnitude i trust this guy and if he is messing i have friends that will put in a good word for me with their sponcer and i would rather you sponsor me for cod because i beat the 56k on cod
H-TRAIN - Actually, Magnitude has asked for sponsorships before and we have denied him four times due to his lack of dedication. You are the real deal.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - okay this is getting a little sketchy there is some flaws in this now....
H-TRAIN - No there aren't.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - yes when elmo commented last he said he meant cod before you responded he couldnt of known what you ment i dont care if your messing with me i just want a real sponcer haha its all good.
H-TRAIN - Alright this is dumb now. Some mods must think this is funny for keeping this alive.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - haha so it was just all a joke! i knew it haha.
Simply, win.
Incredible.
In case it gets locked I'm posting the dialogue.
Sponsor Wanted:
xToXiiC_JoCeR - I try hard day in and day out. Results: Great. i just beat a 56k rank GBer today. Message me to pick me up or email me at [email protected] I will help you if you help me!
H-TRAIN - Hey I heard about your top notch feat in gambattles the other day. My tennis company entitled "Balls", would like to offer you a sponsorship worth nearly $10,000. We would love to have a player such as you represent our equipment.
xToXiiC_JoCeR -sure that would be great. do you want to scrimmage with me or what?
H-TRAIN - Scrimmage with you? There's no need we already know your undeniable potential as seen through your recent accomplishments.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - hmm this seems a little too good to be true... are you just kidding with me haha
H-TRAIN - ??? I'm not sure if you realize this but the mlg community is an EXTREMELY lucrative source of high profile individuals looking out for upcoming talent. We NEED more players like you and we are willing to fully sponsor you and more. My company will contact you later for private details.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - Okay man, well i just dont want $10,000 sponsorship i mean it just doesnt feel right. i have added you on xbox is that okay?
H-TRAIN - You just beat a top 56,000 rank player in gamebattles and you're telling me you don't feel fine with accepting a sponsorship for $10,000? You deserve this. Please. Take our offer. If you don't, you may never get a chance like this again.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - yeah yeah, i dont wanna brag but i did beat him 2-0 he didnt win one map but still. thats a lot of money. and is it okay that i added you on xbox?
H-TRAIN - Absolutely. I mean, I'm co-running the tennis company that is going to be sponsoring you so forgive me if I don't get on xbox live for a couple of days, but I will most certainly add you to my list
xToXiiC_JoCeR - Thanks guys i will do my best and do you want me to get a team together or do you want me to just do singles?
H-TRAIN - Well, MLG's Halo Reach Tournaments are based off of singles. I don't think there is even a 4v4 ladder at MLG events. So basically hit up the GB singles ladder and become the champion you were meant to be.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - uh ohh.....i play call of duty i mean i have halo reach but i reallyy play call of duty is that a problem...?
H-TRAIN - Absolutely not. Reach 1v1's and CoD 1v1's are basically the same thing. Your skill will carry over. Unless you want us to sponsor you for CoD then I will do that immediately.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - magnitude i trust this guy and if he is messing i have friends that will put in a good word for me with their sponcer and i would rather you sponsor me for cod because i beat the 56k on cod
H-TRAIN - Actually, Magnitude has asked for sponsorships before and we have denied him four times due to his lack of dedication. You are the real deal.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - okay this is getting a little sketchy there is some flaws in this now....
H-TRAIN - No there aren't.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - yes when elmo commented last he said he meant cod before you responded he couldnt of known what you ment i dont care if your messing with me i just want a real sponcer haha its all good.
H-TRAIN - Alright this is dumb now. Some mods must think this is funny for keeping this alive.
xToXiiC_JoCeR - haha so it was just all a joke! i knew it haha.
Simply, win.