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inheritor13
02-16-2011, 03:55 AM
okay right now we have 2. Me (from SC) and my boy (from Minnesota)

YES I KNOW MLG TEAMS ARE FOUR PEOPLE BUT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A FULL TEAM FOR WAY TOO LONG SO I JUST WANT TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP AND ONLY ADD 1 MEMBER, DEVELOP CHEMISTRY WITH THE 3 MEMBERS THEN FIND A FOURTH/COACH.

In order to narrow out the candidates for this third member, I just want you (the prospect) to answer the following True/False questions about yourself to give you a better idea of what we are looking for. The more TRUE answers you have, the higher probability you will have to be tried out for this position.

1. T/F: I have a strong desire to become a professional halo player.
2. T/F: I had at least one (legit) MLG 50 in halo 3
3. T/F: I am willing to do my part to optimize team chemistry
4. T/F: I am not a stat whore
5. T/F: I realize that stats can be very misleading
6. T/F: I typically put up huge stats
7. T/F: I do not get overly mad when i get destroyed in a game
8. T/F: I try to use the perspective of what I can do differently in a game to make my teammate do better, rather than blame him when he is "playing bad"
9. T/F: I can keep my composure in game very easily
10. T/F: I don't strive for top 16, I strive for 16 times better than top 1
11. T/F: I put the necessary time in to be a pro and based on the amount of time I have put in thus far, I feel like I should already be pro
12. T/F: I am physically attractive. If I'm ugly then I have a good personality meaning I am a lot of fun. Or either I can beat people up. I like to party
13. I am WILLING to put more time into planning than practicing.


OKAY guys, if you want to reply to this thread with your t/f answers JUST FOR FUN then that will be cool. However, please CLARIFY IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING THE TEAM



More about the to2: We are both really good, we have both had mlg 50s in halo 3. We both want to go pro. My teammate has had a good amount of success in 1v1s beating top players such as aptitude and making it to the gb front page on many different occasions. I am very smart and have had academic success outside of halo. Also, I can see what it takes to win and I have the desire and ambition.

1. True
2. True
3. True
4. True
5. True
6. False
7. True
8. True
9. True
10. True
11. True
12. True
13. True

Shelly
02-16-2011, 06:10 AM
lolWUUTT???

Imp3nded
02-16-2011, 06:18 AM
Number 12 had me confused.

Shelly
02-16-2011, 06:20 AM
Agreeeeed.

HEA7
02-16-2011, 06:45 AM
DUDE WTF!!! this is the most pointless thread ever

Shelly
02-16-2011, 07:19 AM
There's a free agent thread, IMO you should look at that.
Not many people will take this thread seriously.
But best of luck in your search!

TheOutlaw
02-16-2011, 08:03 AM
I am gonna have to go ahead and agree with Gym on this one. Seriously guys 1. there is a specific thread for this. 2. The way you're going about getting a teammate is all wrong. If you want to find teammates don't ask their level of attractiveness. Maybe try playing games with people of the community and see who's play-style clicks with yours then asking them to join. Good Luck.

Fliktrocity
02-16-2011, 09:54 AM
hit me up on xbox i would like to try out
most of my answers were true but considering how well this thread is going id rather just play with you on live
gt is vanish iii

Dust
02-16-2011, 10:11 AM
1. T/F: I have a strong desire to become a professional halo player.
2. T/F: I had at least one (legit) MLG 50 in halo 3
3. T/F: I am willing to do my part to optimize team chemistry
4. T/F: I am not a stat whore
5. T/F: I realize that stats can be very misleading
6. T/F: I typically put up huge stats
7. T/F: I do not get overly mad when i get destroyed in a game
8. T/F: I try to use the perspective of what I can do differently in a game to make my teammate do better, rather than blame him when he is "playing bad"
9. T/F: I can keep my composure in game very easily
10. T/F: I don't strive for top 16, I strive for 16 times better than top 1
11. T/F: I put the necessary time in to be a pro and based on the amount of time I have put in thus far, I feel like I should already be pro
12. T/F: I am physically attractive. If I'm ugly then I have a good personality meaning I am a lot of fun. Or either I can beat people up. I like to party
13. I am WILLING to put more time into planning than practicing.



1.True
2.True
3.True
4.True
5.True
6.True (not sure if this is supposed to be a trick question, am I supposed to not put up huge stats to prove i'm not a statwhore?)
7.True
8.False (I don't blame my teammates when they are playing bad, but it is their responsibility to adapt their playstyle to the situation if their current one is not working.)
9.False(I can keep my composure pretty well, but even some of the pros can't say that they keep their composure "very easily")
10.False(16 times better than top 1? winning the event 16 times? Do I think I will ever win an event? no. Would I be satisfied with top 16? yes, so I don't seem to fit your criteria.)
11.False(I feel like I put in the time necessary to go pro, but i don't feel I should already be pro because I havent placed top 16 at an event.)
12.False(really? do LAN parties count I like those)
13.False(I'm a person who feels planning and stratagies are super important, and wants to plan more than most teams, but I'm not willing to spend MORE time planning than playing, that is going overboard imo.)



dang, I guess I can't be on your team, already have one, but man yall are gonna win the event 16 times in a row, thats impressive. I had fun filling out the form though, good luck on finding someone who meets your criteria.

RagingChickens
02-16-2011, 10:19 AM
12. T/F: I am physically attractive. If I'm ugly then I have a good personality meaning I am a lot of fun. Or either I can beat people up. I like to party

What in the world does this have to do with anything???????????????

Dibs
02-16-2011, 10:24 AM
Please just ask for this thread to be deleted. Try saying what you have to bring to the table and then ask about others. I understand what you were trying to do, you just came at it wrong. Good luck

AntKeyyy
02-16-2011, 10:40 AM
I'm really sexy, so is it okay if I'm bad at Halo.

4 and 6 are kind of contradicting if you think about it.

7 and 9, this thread makes me feel that you would nerd rage if you lost multiple games.

Makin
02-16-2011, 11:43 AM
1.False
2.False
3.False
4.False
5.False
6.False
7.False
8.False
9.False
10.False
11.False
12.False
13.False
Did I win? Can I be on your team?

TACO
02-16-2011, 12:00 PM
1.False
2.False
3.False
4.False
5.False
6.False
7.False
8.False
9.False
10.False
11.False
12.False
13.False
Did I win? Can I be on your team?


Makin providing the Lulz <3

inheritor13
02-16-2011, 01:10 PM
Number 12 had me confused.

Why did it have you confused? I don't trust ugly people. ALSO i want to have someone that I can chill with at events outside of the game and unless that person is bringing SOMETHING to the table then i don't see them as a likely candidate unless their skill makes up for it. Like i said, all the t/f don't have to be true for the person to be considered. Just the more trues the better


hit me up on xbox i would like to try out
most of my answers were true but considering how well this thread is going id rather just play with you on live
gt is vanish iii
That's not going to happen since you did not follow directions

HEA7
02-16-2011, 01:21 PM
Why did it have you confused? I don't trust ugly people. ALSO i want to have someone that I can chill with at events outside of the game and unless that person is bringing SOMETHING to the table then i don't see them as a likely candidate unless their skill makes up for it. Like i said, all the t/f don't have to be true for the person to be considered. Just the more trues the better
WTF! I hope u have an ugly kid now. You are, without a doubt, THE MOST shallow individual i have ever met. So i must say gay troll is gay


That's not going to happen since you did not follow directions

thats good for him, it would be a mistake for ANYONE to team w/ u

inheritor13
02-16-2011, 01:23 PM
1.True
2.True
3.True
4.True
5.True
6.True (not sure if this is supposed to be a trick question, am I supposed to not put up huge stats to prove i'm not a statwhore?)
7.True
8.False (I don't blame my teammates when they are playing bad, but it is their responsibility to adapt their playstyle to the situation if their current one is not working.)
9.False(I can keep my composure pretty well, but even some of the pros can't say that they keep their composure "very easily")
10.False(16 times better than top 1? winning the event 16 times? Do I think I will ever win an event? no. Would I be satisfied with top 16? yes, so I don't seem to fit your criteria.)
11.False(I feel like I put in the time necessary to go pro, but i don't feel I should already be pro because I havent placed top 16 at an event.)
12.False(really? do LAN parties count I like those)
13.False(I'm a person who feels planning and stratagies are super important, and wants to plan more than most teams, but I'm not willing to spend MORE time planning than playing, that is going overboard imo.)



dang, I guess I can't be on your team, already have one, but man yall are gonna win the event 16 times in a row, thats impressive. I had fun filling out the form though, good luck on finding someone who meets your criteria.


about number 6: No a stat whore and putting up huge stats aren't the same thing. A stat whore is just someone who is more concerned about their own stats than the outcome of the game. You can still put up huge stats on a regular basis ( going most positive sometimes by more than +10) and not be a stat whore just by working with your teammates for the W

about number 8: I asked that question to get a better sense of how the candidate's view on the TEAM will be. Basically it is a question that tests an overall knowledge of a team being a unit rather than individuals

about number 9: I can definitely keep my composure very easily because i don't rage since i realize that it is just a game. I don't complain about xbl issues and i NEVER say this game is stupid (when things don't go my way)

about number 10: 16 times better than number 1 definitely didn't literally mean winning 16 times more events. It is just another way of saying, "I don't strive to be among the best of teams, but rather the very best"

about number 11: We're looking for someone with confidence

about number 12: Yes really that is very important. No i don't mean lan parties

13: Willing was the keyword. If it is necessary to be the best then it would have to be done


WTF! I hope u have an ugly kid now. You are, without a doubt, THE MOST shallow individual i have ever met. So i must say gay troll is gay



thats good for him, it would be a mistake for ANYONE to team w/ u

LOL you must be really ugly? It's just after meeting certain ugly mlg players i have learned that they just do not act like the rest of us. Possibly because their lives are horrible and they are mad at others due to jealousy. Take sn trigga for example.


I'm really sexy, so is it okay if I'm bad at Halo.

4 and 6 are kind of contradicting if you think about it.

7 and 9, this thread makes me feel that you would nerd rage if you lost multiple games.

maybe you did not understand the question?

They aren't contradicting...you can put up huge stats without statwhoring

no

Antidote
02-16-2011, 01:30 PM
Dude reading this thread just made my day lol. In all seriousness though, April fools day is still 7 weeks away. I think you posted this way too early.

inheritor13
02-16-2011, 01:32 PM
Please just ask for this thread to be deleted. Try saying what you have to bring to the table and then ask about others. I understand what you were trying to do, you just came at it wrong. Good luck
i did say what i'm bringing to the table..i posted FIRST and answered the 13 questions. ALSO...why do so many of you randoms think you know exactly what it takes and how i should go about finding a team? I mean don't say this thread should be deleted just because it is a different approach then tell me to conform to trying to find a team in a way that does not produce a pro seed most of the time

AntKeyyy
02-16-2011, 01:36 PM
Why did it have you confused? I don't trust ugly people. ALSO i want to have someone that I can chill with at events outside of the game and unless that person is bringing SOMETHING to the table then i don't see them as a likely candidate unless their skill makes up for it. Like i said, all the t/f don't have to be true for the person to be considered. Just the more trues the better

So would you team with the Suddoths?

Also, in a way, if your team loses horribly and the kid still goes +30, you're going to think he's a stat whore when hes not trying to be.

HEA7
02-16-2011, 01:41 PM
this kid must have mass orgies with his teammates or something

Justin21
02-16-2011, 01:41 PM
If im a super model can I has a tryout?

inheritor13
02-16-2011, 01:46 PM
this kid must have mass orgies with his teammates or something

I'm sorry that I insulted you by talking about ugly people LOL. How mad are you? If you're so ugly just start going to the gym or something


So would you team with the Suddoths?

Also, in a way, if your team loses horribly and the kid still goes +30, you're going to think he's a stat whore when hes not trying to be.
yeah in most cases that would be a stat whore for sure and yes i would team with the sudds


if im a super model can i has a tryout?

the more t/f answers that are true the highger chance people have. 1 true answer wont get you a try out sorry

AntKeyyy
02-16-2011, 01:53 PM
1. True
2. True
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. True
7. True
8. False
9. False
10. False
11. False
12. Extremely True
13. False

P.S. I am amazing at the game and no one is as good as me.

inheritor13
02-16-2011, 01:58 PM
1. True
2. True
3. False
4. False
5. False
6. True
7. True
8. False
9. False
10. False
11. False
12. Extremely True
13. False

P.S. I am amazing at the game and no one is as good as me.

based on your answers it is safe to say that you would be a good teammate on an average team. Too many F's to be considered for my team though

AntKeyyy
02-16-2011, 02:00 PM
Haha, average team... You're funny. I think I was the first person to semi seriously fill out your little questionnaire thing. Good luck finding teammates...

Antidote
02-16-2011, 02:00 PM
based on your answers it is safe to say that you would be a good teammate on an average team. Too many F's to be considered for my team though

I am curious. What makes your team better then others in your opinion? I'm curious to know what your team brings that others don't. Again just curious.

inheritor13
02-16-2011, 02:06 PM
Haha, average team... You're funny. I think I was the first person to semi seriously fill out your little questionnaire thing. Good luck finding teammates...

i guess the truth hurts most people in this thread have proven that they get mad when they hear the truth


I am curious. What makes your team better then others in your opinion? I'm curious to know what your team brings that others don't. Again just curious.
read the t/f questions. The more trues = a better team.

Antidote
02-16-2011, 02:08 PM
read the t/f questions. The more trues = a better team.

Okay. I've read that. What I'm asking is not what makes a better team in your opinion, but rather what your team has to offer that makes it better then the rest.

heuer89
02-16-2011, 02:10 PM
This thread is more suited for the MLG Forums. Take your spam multiposts and inconsiderateness there.