Best Chuck Norris Jokes!

[MidKnight]

List some funny Chuck Norris Jokes down below, im bored and feel like I need a good laugh =]

[chris_cr33p]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T CRY

[MidKnight]

kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears chuck norris pajamas

[Roastbeef_253]

When Chuck Norris jumps he doesn't propel himself up off the ground, he moves the Earth down.

[HEA7]

Chuck Norris invented the entire spectrum of light. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink

[TACO]

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

[Makin]

Jeez this kid is on a thread making spree......

[chris_cr33p]

ahahaha i thought the same thing makin

[MidKnight]

Jeez this kid is on a thread making spree......

cause no one talks about anything entertaining haha

[Antidote]

cause no one talks about anything entertaining haha

It's because most of us don't actually chat with each other on here lol.

[HEA7]

GUYS SHHHHH.... ur going off topic >__< Senior Modereratores will be angry!

[brian pumpher]

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. Because the sun wouldn't dare.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
because Chuck Norris said so

[Araneatrox]

Chuck Norris Jokes?

Seriously... I don't know how anyone finds these funny anymore. I much prefer Pokemon Jokes

[TLN Darkside]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Haven't heard that one yet, thought it was pretty funny :)

[EGOisSICK]

Chuck Norris does wheelies on a unicycle....

[HEA7]

Chuck Norris Jokes?

Seriously... I don't know how anyone finds these funny anymore. I much prefer Pokemon Jokes

Chuck Norris caught them all.