Best Callouts

[Celph]

I know almost all of the callouts for Reach but I always catch myself saying the wrong place or the wrong weapon.

Recently, in attempting to callout the grenade-launcher area on sword base, I screamed out "one shot at rocket...shotty...hammer launcher!" My to4 at the time and I basically cracked up until sometime during the ensuing game.

What is the best/funniest callout you have ever heard?

[MidKnight]

for those of you who dont know, theres a youtube player named knightxofxlight on youtube, he played with these guys on the pit, they were good, but at the end of every call out they ended it with an "izzle" the vid was on the pic, one shot their tower izzle, one shot green box izzle, ect, it was super funny!

[Spudskii]

Back in Halo 3 on snowbound there were those two random pink things sticking out of the ground next to eachother so my friends and I called them some variation of boobs such as: boobs, nipples, tits, and so on haha

[fataliation]

Back in Halo 3 on snowbound there were those two random pink things sticking out of the ground next to eachother so my friends and I called them some variation of boobs such as: boobs, nipples, tits, and so on haha

ya i remember calling out "our nips" or "their tits" gt's gt's.....

[chris_cr33p]

my friend didnt know a callout so he yelled "Hes by that thing, over there, in the corner, above the corner, with the gun, hes shooting, kill him!!!!"

[TheOutlaw]

For about 2 weeks when the game first came out, I had a habit of letting a local friend know that he was about to be assassinated when I would joke around in random lists with him. I would usually say something like "Guess what" or " Yup" in attempts to help him. I won't lie though, if I had snipe I would let them start the assassination to try and get the show stopper medal. Yeah yeah I'm a bad friend, but it lightened my mood of the game by not caring. This is mainly due to the fact that my friend would only play SWAT or Team Snipers because anything else was too horrible to watch him try. LoLz.

[Cheeky]

So in Halo 3 I was playing matchmaking with my friend Jmacz. We went into Lobby and I Knew that the game was going to be fun because there was this kid who had me laughing before we got in game...Which is decently hard to do when I don't know you. He was talking to his buddy and I guess they made up callouts for the Pit. So while we are playing the timer is around 12:20 and the kid says " The bread is baking in the oven," I'm like da F haha...

He meant that the rockets were about to come up in 24seconds haha.

I like to switch up callouts sometimes to mess people up or to purposely get them killed.....Just for fun.
I had callouts for Construct that dealt with Vegetables and Fruit (Asparagus, Cucumber, Carrot, Apple etc.)

[TLN Darkside]

my friend didnt know a callout so he yelled "Hes by that thing, over there, in the corner, above the corner, with the gun, hes shooting, kill him!!!!"

Lol, this sounded like me when I first started playing in H3. :) By the time I got it all out, Im dead and the guy that killed me is back on their side of the map.

One of the funniest times with a call out I had, was playing with a friend that wasn't really familiar with Halo and on guardian I kept calling out gay jump and he was so confused, it was hilarious.

[Morgan]

Once upon a time when arena doubles was alive and thriving, my dubs partner and I would ALWAYS pick Pinnacle. Our callouts were:

The North Tower the one that every camps in
The South TowerThe "sniping tower (the smaller one)
Oval Office Mid Map
West Wing That extension part that serves no purpose.

Kinda lame? Yes. Cool? Maybe. But it worked! :D

[Makin]

When the game is black screen and loading right when everyone spawns I like to yell "All four guys they're Objective!" Just cause I can. ;P

[Eclipse]

Best callout ever in the middle of a MLG match is. "He's BEHIND YOU!" , at which point every one turns around and goes "WTF no they ar...." (back smacked)

[Makin]

One time that I found hella funny was when I was playing with Towey and RoyBox in Halo 3, Towey gets a triple kill and starts asking where the over was, and Roy and LBX started screaming every call out on the map possible. Its was on Narrows and they were like. "Blue mohawk, top right, Rockets, Red Objective!" Towey was turning in circles then said " I hate you guys." One of the best H3 experiences of my career.

[Eclipse]

One time that I found hella funny was when I was playing with Towey and RoyBox in Halo 3, Towey gets a triple kill and starts asking where the over was, and Roy and LBX started screaming every call out on the map possible. Its was on Narrows and they were like. "Blue mohawk, top right, Rockets, Red Objective!" Towey was turning in circles then said " I hate you guys." One of the best H3 experiences of my career.

This is too funny.

[Jewjitsu]

Im starting to call the big rock tower on nexus the big dildo. Hes on the big dildo!!

[Chopz]

I was playing with a buddy of mine who was never really a gamer but really liked halo 3. He watched tons of MLG videos and thought he new call outs. We where playing a narrows TS match and he was trying really hard to call out as much as possible the problem was he was way off on his call outs to the point that one player was lifting back and forth through the lifts and he was trying to call him out yelling "TWO SHOT AT THE BLUE SUPER JUMP THING" it would have not been very funny but one of the random teammates we where matched with asked him to shut the F**k up because he was just confusing people. Needless to say my buddy never calls out now.

[KKismet]

"theres a dude by that thing" that always comes in handy (: ha

[PlasTlC]

Makin, one of the funniest posts i have ever read.

[TripChee]

Back in h3 we were doing a scrim and my teammate called out blue bubble so im standing car3 i spin and look blue bubble and there is no one there. As im looking at blue bubble my teammate yells at me to look blue bubble, but he got red and blue mixed up for some reason so i ended up getting killed because of it. We all laughed after the fact.

[Briimstone]

My team, driving to Raleigh, were singing this song I wrote for a school project, and it had a line in it that we loved. It went, "I drive a big Durango, I hate mangos, man that's cheesy." We would crack up whenever we said that line.

So we were getting ready for one of our games, and we were playing Narrows. We're doing a warmup 2v2, when all of a sudden I call out, "Our mango!". Everyone instantly starts laughing, and we actually ended up using that as in actual callout in the tournament :D.

[Luke]

Celph <3 i love your callouts

[mrkillboy]

I don't know about any of you, but it's insanely funny when I trying to callout, and I go mind blank, and forget the callout, or when I'm calling out crazy fast and I start making weird noises. lol

[Briimstone]

I don't know about any of you, but it's insanely funny when I trying to callout, and I go mind blank, and forget the callout, or when I'm calling out crazy fast and I start making weird noises. lol

I followed you until the part about making noises haha.

[theBEAST385]

When the game is black screen and loading right when everyone spawns I like to yell "All four guys they're Objective!" Just cause I can. ;P

hahahah me too. Before they spawn Im like 4 fours their spawn hahaa

[mrkillboy]

I followed you until the part about making noises haha.

Bahaha. It's pretty funny.

[JaySeph]

Ninja during the six team lan while playing against reality check...

"HE IS AT THEIR PENIS ROCK!"

Hands down, funniest ever.

[KRILLIN]

For a long time, the only call out I knew was "______ on my X!"

[Waterboy7]

" three clicks down elbow ! "

back on H2 :)

[Uncouth426]

I just find it funny when people actually use the callouts cause I haven't the slightest clue what they are saying for the most part.

[Gearijigu]

I just find it funny when people actually use the callouts cause I haven't the slightest clue what they are saying for the most part.

I remember just starting to play IT SUCKED not knowing callouts

[Eclipse]

The best call out is...."he's right there get him!" Me all confused turning in circles going "wtf bad callout I can't find shit!"

[Briimstone]

The best call out is...."he's right there get him!" Me all confused turning in circles going "wtf bad callout I can't find shit!"

This for sure. Gets me every time.

[HEA7]

I personally liked playing territories on sanc or zealot and ppl would call out "HES IN THE RING" and im like like, okay, that narrows it down to six places...

[itzcritty]

Mohawk is one of the coolest I've heard

[Buggass]

For about 2 weeks when the game first came out, I had a habit of letting a local friend know that he was about to be assassinated when I would joke around in random lists with him. I would usually say something like "Guess what" or " Yup" in attempts to help him. I won't lie though, if I had snipe I would let them start the assassination to try and get the show stopper medal. Yeah yeah I'm a bad friend, but it lightened my mood of the game by not caring. This is mainly due to the fact that my friend would only play SWAT or Team Snipers because anything else was too horrible to watch him try. LoLz.

... Coach Micky lol

[xMortyZx]

Most universal call out...."CAR"

[iRitch]

So in Halo 3 I was playing matchmaking with my friend Jmacz. We went into Lobby and I Knew that the game was going to be fun because there was this kid who had me laughing before we got in game...Which is decently hard to do when I don't know you. He was talking to his buddy and I guess they made up callouts for the Pit. So while we are playing the timer is around 12:20 and the kid says " The bread is baking in the oven," I'm like da F haha...

He meant that the rockets were about to come up in 24seconds haha.

I like to switch up callouts sometimes to mess people up or to purposely get them killed.....Just for fun.
I had callouts for Construct that dealt with Vegetables and Fruit (Asparagus, Cucumber, Carrot, Apple etc.)

I lol'd at this...I'm gonna come up with some random callouts now just because of this haha