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Fir3
04-01-2011, 01:12 PM
http://www.astrogaming.com/products/detail/129/The-Gold-Edition/ I wish they were real! :(

itzcritty
04-01-2011, 01:15 PM
obviously they are real..

Mosquito
04-01-2011, 01:38 PM
I'm sure, like other companies. They posted this as an April Fool's gag.

chris_cr33p
04-01-2011, 01:52 PM
hahahaha such a good prank. hahaha funny as shit

Americ4n Psych0
04-01-2011, 01:55 PM
LMAO now that's some funny stuff!

RandomHero
04-01-2011, 03:00 PM
LoL last year they put up a tv headset for sale on their website with a more rediculous price than those gold astro's the glasses they put up last year look like LeVar Burtons glasses from Star Trek but with a lcd tv in the eye pieces so u could game on them!!!

XrossFire
04-01-2011, 04:14 PM
That would b sexy.

Ash
04-01-2011, 04:22 PM
Damnnn, those astros look awesome. If only i have $1000 to spare :P

HavkinKnight
04-01-2011, 04:30 PM
they mold to me dude thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! now if only i could get the spray paint off my ears!

Fir3
04-01-2011, 04:31 PM
they mold to me dude thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! now if only i could get the spray paint off my ears!

Lulz! XD

HavkinKnight
04-01-2011, 04:32 PM
its so awesome You will turn gold!

RhythmOfSleep
04-01-2011, 04:50 PM
http://www.astrogaming.com/dispatch/_depot/product_image/645x406/bdb72a97b541ce22895c50d71ed53758.jpg
This bruv

MidKnight
04-01-2011, 05:01 PM
last year it was gaming goggles HAHA

ShuTDowNizHyped
04-01-2011, 05:30 PM
If you guys get emails from them then read the one they sent about it, its pretty funny.

ShuTDowNizHyped
04-01-2011, 05:31 PM
Full email ( :
"For the player inside the Player

As the world's leading premium gaming brand, ASTRO Gaming is always looking for ways to help elite players perform at their best. One thing we've found is that conventional materials yield conventional results. Therefore, after years of extensive research, ASTRO Gaming is announcing exclusive limited edition pre-orders for "The Gold Edition", a line of products that have been created using solid 22K gold.

22K gold delivers the ultimate in ultra-premium gaming performance, helping you outshine the competition literally and figuratively.

The first products in the lineup will be:
Gold Edition A40 headset - go beyond the ultimate and look like gaming royalty with the greatest gaming headset ever constructed.
Gold Edition Xbox 360 Controller - for incredibly lag-free, 0 MS response time performance and bejeweled for the ultimate in intimidation effects.
Gold Edition MixAmp 5.8 Rx Wireless Receiver - for uninterruptable military-grade communication solution
Gold Edition Urban Lanyard - tie it all together with this hip, functional accessory; perfect for the arena or the club
Why Gold?

Gold is the most conductive metal on the planet. We've harnessed that conductive power in our Gold Edition A40 headset, complete with gold cables and connectors, assuring the fastest and most accurate audio signal ever delivered in a gaming product. Our modified Gold Edition Xbox 360 controller comes complete with diamond-tipped buttons and gold wiring. When you use this controller, it literally feels like it's reading your mind.

Gold is the most malleable metal on the planet, so over time your Gold Edition A40 headset and Xbox 360 controller will get to know you personally, adapting their shape to your personal characteristics.

Gold is easy to care for. Spill your drink on your Gold Edition A40's? No problem - gold is a noble metal that's chemically unaffected by air and moisture and most corrosive regents.

Gold is heavy and strong, so if you slam your Gold Edition gear to the ground in exultation or frustration, everyone including your neighbors will take notice. (ASTRO is not responsible for Gold Edition-related acts of unintended violence, injury, property damage, sexual dysfunction, looting, acts of God or Gods resulting in break-up, separation or divorce)

Gold is clever. Open yourself up to all kinds of Gold Edition catch-phrases like "you're golden", "you've got a heart of gold", "go for the gold", "thars gold in them there hills", "good as gold", "silence is golden", and many other classics. If you're lucky, your friends might even start to call you "Golden Boy", "Golden Girl" or even rave DJ "Goldie" aka Clifford Joseph Price. "

RagingChickens
04-01-2011, 05:39 PM
http://www.astrogaming.com/dispatch/_depot/product_image/645x406/bdb72a97b541ce22895c50d71ed53758.jpg
This bruv

And to think Astro had to waste a Mixamp, a Headset, and a controller to make this picture.

Still a funny prank though :) I love the explanation >.<