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Makin
05-12-2011, 06:19 PM
So this morning I received a phone call from my dad telling me to go to sleep downstairs on one of our couches because of a tornado warning here in San Antonio, TX.
So I go downstairs and try to fall asleep, shortly after I was woken up by the sound of something rustling around outside, I think nothing of it a close my eyes to sleep then the window is slid open and I see a man trying to climb into my house less than 12 feet infront of me.
I get up and yell, "Who the fuck are you!" as loud and as African American as I could, he jumps down from the window seal and sprints through my backyard and hops over the fence.
I call my brother and laugh about for a while then call my dad who was a work and he tells me to call the cops and I spent the rest of the morning talking to cops -____-
So my question mainly is who builds up the balls to break into a house then run when someone confronts you, whata nerd.....:p

nikdaquick1219
05-12-2011, 06:24 PM
My bad bro...

Makin
05-12-2011, 06:26 PM
I knew it was you :D

Joe Fries
05-12-2011, 07:17 PM
That's some scary ****. I would have **** my pants. Guaranteed.

Forbidd3n
05-12-2011, 07:28 PM
thats why my house is equipped with firearms. good stuff gettin rid of him.

Eclipse
05-12-2011, 07:31 PM
its funny how people are afraid of big black men......

Makin
05-12-2011, 07:44 PM
I have lots of firearms in my house but they were just out of reach for this occasion, it's a learning experience next time I'll be ready

H3NRI3
05-12-2011, 07:54 PM
Thank God we live in Texas Makin and we have Guns he ran away because he knew that, he knew someone was home and they probably had a gun and he was dead if he stayed any longer. I love my guns! Makin you better be ready for when he comes back bro!

DYNASTYBLUE2
05-12-2011, 08:03 PM
lol thats funny mad respect bro

Vox
05-12-2011, 08:07 PM
*Gun under pillow...

Makin
05-12-2011, 08:08 PM
Thank God we live in Texas Makin and we have Guns he ran away because he knew that, he knew someone was home and they probably had a gun and he was dead if he stayed any longer. I love my guns! Makin you better be ready for when he comes back bro!

Don't worry I took some guns out of the gun safe and strategically throughout the house like spongebob once said "I'm Ready!"

-ironman
05-12-2011, 08:17 PM
Damn man, Im gonna be in San Antonio this summer...Guess i better work on my African American voice.

H3NRI3
05-12-2011, 08:19 PM
Don't worry I took some guns out of the gun safe and strategically throughout the house like spongebob once said "I'm Ready!"
Good man! Glad ur safe bro!

Makin
05-12-2011, 08:34 PM
Damn man, Im gonna be in San Antonio this summer...Guess i better work on my African American voice.
Works wonders! :D

Good man! Glad ur safe bro!
Awww thanks man you know me! I'm got this ;P

chris_cr33p
05-12-2011, 09:45 PM
hahha agreed with joe fries

SullyVan
05-12-2011, 10:54 PM
HAHA thats jokes.. glad your alright and everything ended up being ok though

Makin
05-13-2011, 01:10 AM
Thanks guys and yeah I'm chill

DaMuSiCFiEnD
05-13-2011, 02:03 AM
That's crazy, that was happening around my neighborhood so we got an alarm installed. No guns though :(

xMortyZx
05-13-2011, 03:06 PM
Makin, here's what you do next time...Granted your dog wasn't attacked but here's an example of how to get aggressive!!

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/6365427.html

H3NRI3
05-13-2011, 03:09 PM
Hide your kids hide your wife hide your husbands too because they be raping people up in here....Except Makin has a gun and hes gona blow them away...

xMortyZx
05-13-2011, 09:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc

Gweedo888
05-13-2011, 11:18 PM
I was going to say he lives in texas i thought you got a gun at birth lol but dude sorruy to hear about that man did he make off with anything or was just to startled to grab stuff...also who breaks into a house during a tornado warning i thought looting happened after the destruction lol