Funny quotes of the LAN

[Araneatrox]

Well MLG always has one, why not TLN

I will start
Heinz: "I really like penguins"

Pistola: "Me and richard heinz are BFF's for ever, Best friends forever!"

[Cr4shdown]

(About Heinz and Pistola sat on the same chair together) Lunchbox: "Yeah that is pretty gay"

[Shy]

I'm not sure if this is appropriate. But in the 3team LAN.

ToTz: "HORSE COCK....CLETE".
I'm not sure what he meant by it, but it was hilarious at the time.

[Araneatrox]

FiS "My back hurts when im not in my Halo position, i think my spine has finally fused that way"

[Sam is Psycho]

chig "closed 1... open.... uhhh, UHHH"

ghost "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!"

[Araneatrox]

Og2 throws a Plasma nade at his feet thinking it was a Frag

"Ohhh thats all kind of bad right there"

[MS eMeRaLd]

pistola in last 6 team LAN after out BR'ing somebody i forget who :S
"oooooooohhhhh baby, suck my balls!"

[YeaaaBooo0i]

Pistola "Dude I'm so ticklish it's retarded".

[Cr4shdown]

OGRE2: "Oh my God I got melted!"

Pistola: "Hang on, I need an ass pillow"

[SM Aggie]

FB member: "our slaying power is so good imagine how good we would be if we actually has strats"

[coreyisdaffy]

Clutch- "I was BR'ing Hysteria and I completely forgot what game I was playing for a minute...I'm dead tired." Clutch is special.

[dto trajan]

The majority of players at the lan have at some time yelled "you fucking suck"

[SM Aggie]

After Clutch only got 3 kills on amp ts against FB, FIS said: "3 kills is 1/4 of his tournament placing the last 2 events."

[ZeroKelviN]

I can't really remember exactly the quotes but last night the match between FB n Dynasty was brilliant for trash talking especially from Ogre 2 trash talking Clutch. I literally LOL'd so much from it all, it was a great match but the trash talking made it so much better.

[Araneatrox]

Lbx "Kyle you just pushed me off the map with ball"

8 seconds late when instinct have 4 down

Elam "Great playball Justin"


Lbx "DemonD dude, fucking beaner"


Hysteria "Remember saying when you should get a Fb tattoo, how did that work out?"

[Araneatrox]

Someone on BTH "DUDE! THIS FUCKING FLY! Man, Someone get it. This fucking fly is attacking my face!"

[MS eMeRaLd]

FiS "oh my titties, what just happened to me?" lol

[heuer89]

I'm loving the quotes of this LAN so far lol

[SM Aggie]

The best had to be in the FB-Instinct series series last night. In the middle of game 11 on construct ts, FB was up big and realized that elamite had zero kills. So, they went out of there way to prevent him from getting a kill, even to the point of running to their death to other instinct members. Elamite would eventually get a kill but the whole second half of the game was the funniest thing i have ever witnessed in Halo.

[-ironman]

Elamite: "OMG WAS THAT KING OGRE 2? GET JUSTIN'S D*** OUT OF YOUR MOUTH F*****"

[Shy]

OG2: "Please someone get me an asspillow. Seriously, my bone is going through my left ass cheek.".

[heuer89]

OG2: "Please someone get me an asspillow. Seriously, my bone is going through my left ass cheek.".

This has to be one of the best quotes from this LAN.

[MS eMeRaLd]

Pistola before 1st tD game "i've been holding a big poop, and i'm gonna let it out all over them," (FB then get hammered 3-0 by tD)
Ola did poop on tD during the finals though so maybe he just delayed it a little :)

[SM Aggie]

All FB chat during the lan...especially the goose opportunities they had

[forefront]

Maniiac: (to clutch after losing) "Sit down turd."

[TACO]

good shit guys...keep them coming lol

[Shy]

Anyone know anything about the next upcoming LAN?

[heuer89]

Anyone know anything about the next upcoming LAN?

Well there is only about a month and a half until DC so I would guess that they'll have one in the next 2 or 3 weeks here. If nothing else I'm sure someone will be streaming once they're back and settled in.

[Shy]

Well there is only about a month and a half until DC so I would guess that they'll have one in the next 2 or 3 weeks here. If nothing else I'm sure someone will be streaming once they're back and settled in.

Yeah. I know they're is on in September. Just hope they announce more info soon. Like the what teams are going ..ect.

[itwuzmagik]

Yeah. I know they're is on in September. Just hope they announce more info soon. Like the what teams are going ..ect.

Lol I wonder if str8 will show up to this one :p i'd be to embarrassed lol jk but yeah seriously not a big str8 fan :P

[Shy]

Lol I wonder if str8 will show up to this one :p i'd be to embarrassed lol jk but yeah seriously not a big str8 fan :P

I hope they maybe add a new team to the LAN. Like Warriors or Purgatory? Just something new and maybe it'd be more interesting. I'm not that big fan of Str8 either. I hate Soldier187 and Ghost.

[heuer89]

Well assuming the teams stay the same I'd like to see the top4 back again as well as Purgatory AND Warriors. But schedules don't always work out to fly out to Chicago either.... :/

[MS eMeRaLd]

they should just have the top 8 from raleigh. that would be awesome.

[itwuzmagik]

I hope they maybe add a new team to the LAN. Like Warriors or Purgatory? Just something new and maybe it'd be more interesting. I'm not that big fan of Str8 either. I hate Soldier187 and Ghost.

I hate T2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[heuer89]

they should just have the top 8 from raleigh. that would be awesome.

The only issue with that there really is a limited space (yes I know shocking) at Mr P's house so they can't just have everybody come. And even if they did there are only 4 teams that can play at one time so 4 teams would be sitting out. You gotta remember as well that to play all those games takes time and the more teams there are the more the schedule will get off... 5-6 teams is really the right number to have plus it makes for a good MLG style double elimination bracket with 1/2 having byes into the 2nd round. :)

One more thing: for the next LAN I'll be trying to get a bracket up so people can make predictions. I'll probably just do it through a bracket site but you'll be able to pic where you think each team will place. And the last one I used worked perfectly for double elimination :)

[Shy]

The only issue with that there really is a limited space (yes I know shocking) at Mr P's house so they can't just have everybody come. And even if they did there are only 4 teams that can play at one time so 4 teams would be sitting out. You gotta remember as well that to play all those games takes time and the more teams there are the more the schedule will get off... 5-6 teams is really the right number to have plus it makes for a good MLG style double elimination bracket with 1/2 having byes into the 2nd round. :)

One more thing: for the next LAN I'll be trying to get a bracket up so people can make predictions. I'll probably just do it through a bracket site but you'll be able to pic where you think each team will place. And the last one I used worked perfectly for double elimination :)

6 teams is perfect. The 3 team LAN wasn't as exciting. I hardly even watched it because it was basically the same POV every 2 games.

[MS eMeRaLd]

twylight when battling with defy on construct hill
'i need help!'
'it's only defy'
'i missing shots and shitting on this kid'
made me lol
they said numoruos time in the LB finals

[Panda]

I hate T2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)


YES. Welcome to the club (:

[Araneatrox]

Towey to Heinz

"If your acting like an asshole then your an asshole" XD

[SmartzOvahShotz]

Lunchbox "WTF i just drank someone elses water"

??? "dude why'd you drink my water"

[SmartzOvahShotz]

FIS to rest of FB after losing lead again to to TD "You guys suck"

FIS to rest of FB "Don't suck and you wont' die"


EDIT: Was told it was FIS not ogre

[heuer89]

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[MS eMeRaLd]

ola (after FB go 7-2 down) if we don't win the next 2 games i'm gonna kick FEAR is the face lmao :D

[aratio]

"Can we start over?"

[HavkinKnight]

Last night at the 6 team lan right before the broadcast went down

Walshy: "Please will some one drive us to Steak n Shake"

[Araneatrox]

Totz "Dude it smells like asshole back here"

[MS eMeRaLd]

ola about APG 'i got the dumbass'
later in same game ' get the dumbass.... oh.... ow :)
ola killed by APG and DESTIN

[Araneatrox]

Ola while in a Lobby
"Dude, people keep walking over to me and hitting my chair. And it's always TD members. If mason does it once more im going to go F***ing mental "Why the f*** do you keep walking over here""

[heuer89]

You guys have to step it up on Narrows Flag, I was shitting!

(After a +20 performance)

[Hi im Jakey]

Pistola - "I just got a Killing Frenzy"
FiS - "Been there, done that already this game"

Guardian Ball against Instinct.

[Araneatrox]

Victory "OHHH BABY!"
Ola "Pull out we dont need any more baby cams"

[Transit]

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--Heuer

You're my hero.

[Shy]

I <3 the quotes from this LAN.

[itwuzmagik]

"It's official carbon is the gay team!" Ola :)

[SmartzOvahShotz]

Ogre 2 "I'm getting triple teamed in thier base while you guys are jacking off on one guy!"

[Fir3]

Ghostayame "All DEAD.... I mean one dead."

"This is so annoying"-Elamite
"What's wrong"-Cloud
"My freaking gunnars"-Elamite

"That was sexy!-Elamite

[HavkinKnight]

ROYBORG!!!!!! -2gre

[MS eMeRaLd]

2, 1shots in lobby!
ola charges into sword lobby on cstruct and gets raped by two.
LIAR! they were not 1 shot at all!

[SmartzOvahShotz]

Lol Emerald, that reminds me of the str8 construct game 11 that they LOST by 1.

Naded "One shot top gold, one shot top gold, one shot top gold!"

T2 in midtransit up gold

Naded "Oh ya and he has rockets"

T2 dies.

[MS eMeRaLd]

lol yeah i noticed that there were a few bad callouts during the lan

[itwuzmagik]

Lol Emerald, that reminds me of the str8 construct game 11 that they LOST by 1.

Naded "One shot top gold, one shot top gold, one shot top gold!"

T2 in midtransit up gold

Naded "Oh ya and he has rockets"

T2 dies.

Lmao at that callout.

[Hylian]

Lol Emerald, that reminds me of the str8 construct game 11 that they LOST by 1.

Naded "One shot top gold, one shot top gold, one shot top gold!"

T2 in midtransit up gold

Naded "Oh ya and he has rockets"

T2 dies.

made me lol

[SullyVan]

2, 1shots in lobby!
ola charges into sword lobby on cstruct and gets raped by two.
LIAR! they were not 1 shot at all!

LOL one of the best

[Araneatrox]

"Last time i got an Overkill was in '06 and i stuck it in my trailer" Mainiac

[MS eMeRaLd]

ola in FB/tD series
everytime you call out a 1shot they have full shields, i'm not listening to your callouts anymore!
i know he was a little upset at that point but it was still fricking hilarious

[minor pain]

some one on SQ: "Can we start it up already? I gotta go to the f-ing bathroom..."

[shrEd Gein]

"Tight leather pants, Lets go." --T2 before the first series against Victorious Secret.

[coreyisdaffy]

Gimme my Money member to another: "Dude if you could just give me your sniping skills for like 5 seconds OH MY GOD!"

I thought it was hilarious because it litearlly sounded like he was d-riding his teammate, lol

[Araneatrox]

T2 while playing Countdown Flag
"Fear is Suck 1 shot garage door"


Just glorious quote just happend in the Live stream chat

Enable being said to Neighbor
"Do you wear your Gunnars while... You know?"

[heuer89]

Another awesome chat quote said in complete seriousness:

"I'm better than SK" --mrkillboy

[Panda]

Another awesome chat quote said in complete seriousness:

"I'm better than SK" --mrkillboy

Best One Yet.

[Krazer]

Are you effin my kids? lmao Elitest from GMM

[MS eMeRaLd]

pistola's a funny guy - you guys take off your headsets you gotts hear this fart!!!
on said fart - oh man that hurt, it still hurts, i felt the ripple and everything
on a call out - son of a f*****g b***h he's 1 shot!!!!

[MS eMeRaLd]

Just a bump, looking forward to more quotes from JvP's
Well, it's kinda hard to hear funny quotes with no sound lol, ah well.