7 Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail

[Imp3nded]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p1.html

Science kills your hopes and dreams!

Discuss.

[TACO]

omg +rep

[HavkinKnight]

i can only see 1 reason and thats number 7 where are the other 6?

[aratio]

eh, on to robots.

[Araneatrox]

But.... But.... I've been planning and stocking up for Z Day for a few years now! I have myself a few Swords at the ready and a nice Bike :(


Dreamcrusher Imp3nded

[Imp3nded]

i can only see 1 reason and thats number 7 where are the other 6?

Click 'next page'. Lol.

[HavkinKnight]

i dont have a next page choice :( lol Refresh wont work lol STUPID I EXPLORER

[Araneatrox]

Thats your problem Havkin, you need to join the Chrome master race!

[Imp3nded]

I was more relieved after reading this....

[Sabrea]

Lol Ive seen this before

[Transit]

It could be an airborne outbreak.

[Spudskii]

meh it could still happen.

[Celph]

so much win. great post!

[mrkillboy]

There are a few problems with that article.

- We have noses for a reason. To smell. We don't eat foods that are bad, we know they are bad because of the smell and look of said food. Animals, can smell also. When do you hear of an animal digging up a corpse of a human to naw on it? Never.

- The heat could be a problem after awhile, if said zombie(s) are starting to decay. Most zombies are usually fresh, and don't begin to rot right then.

- The winter wonderful bullshit. The zombies we know from the movies we watched are almost always the same. That part of the article calls zombies, walking steaks and red grease mush in a taco bell taco. Only problem with this is, even if the chances of zombies being low. How would be know how the virus, or whatever it is, effects the cadaver? Could make it like a super human.

- They can't heal from day to day accidents? Who cares? They are zombies.

- Everything over time adapts. Like most of us are. We are leaving H3 to come to HR. We are adapting to a new way of doing things. Bacteria that is killed by anti-biotics usually comes back with a stronger immunity itself to said anti-biotics. Who says zombies couldn't adapt?

- A zombie virus could be air-borne. Who says out of all the people in the world, that more than one person couldn't be infected.

- Since we don't know the effect of a virus, that turned people into zombies. This article couldn't really work.

- If the virus was airborne, who's to say that it couldn't be lethal to animals.

In my opinion, you can't say it can or couldn't happen. Keep daydreaming everyone.

[aratio]

So, who wants to be on my left 4 dead team?

[mrkillboy]

I really wish I had left 4 dead. So fun. I was so scared the first time I played it. The demo/beta or whatever. Only because I didn't know what to expect.