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[Zee]

RAR RAR RAR.
Ham, ham, ham. ;D

Aha, see I'm bored. So I want to ask you guys a really supperr off topic question, 'ya ready?! . . I don't think you are!
. . .

Okay! Where. .do. .cows. .go. .to. .hang. .out? <-- this joke may be wrong in saying, but oh well! It's the way I'm asking it!


. . .
TO THE MOOOOOVIES!
Harhar.
You mad bruh? I would be too. Never would have guessed!

Alright, I have another one. . BUT! No answer, you answer in post!
There are three houses, a red house, a blue house, and a white house -
The red house is located on the right side, the blue house is located on the left side, and the white house is located in the middle. .
Where is the white house located?
d(-.-)b

[vontoxic]

Washington, D.C.?
Harhar! ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/

[shrEd Gein]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

[Zee]

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.


Washington, D.C.?
Harhar! ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/

DARNET! Ya'll suck <3
Good job! -gives cookies
C:

Now, lets make this a joke/question thread! HAZZAAH!

[forefront]

You see me in the children, and in every face. I'm the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?

[mrkillboy]

You see me in the children, and in every face. I'm the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?

I googled that and the first thing that came up was this thread.

[forefront]

Ha, I have officially won then?

[mrkillboy]

You have. haha.

[phreekopath]

You see me in the children, and in every face. I'm the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I?

The letter "E"

[Dust]

damn, and phreek takes the cake. Why would you take the cake phreek? Someonespent their precious time to bake it and such.

[phreekopath]

The cake is a lie.

:)

[Dust]

if a cake is baked in a forest but no one is around to eat it, does it make a sound?

[phreekopath]

Why is there a forest in your kitchen?

[Dust]

Why is there a panda in your bathtub?

[phreekopath]

You leave my girlfriend out of this.

[Dust]

what's a girlfriend?

[phreekopath]

I'll explain it when you're older.

[Dust]

Girlfriend ( pronunciation (help�info)) is a term that can refer to either a female partner in a non-marital romantic relationship or a female non-romantic friend that is closer than other friends.[1]

This term is often used loosely, and there is some debate over what exactly constitutes a girlfriend. In western society, it is generally agreed that "girlfriend" status begins when two people agree to date. Getting a girl to agree to such an arrangement is considered a milestone for young males, and is often seen as a sign of status, based on the perception of the girl amongst the male's peers.



eww...sounds yucky.

[phreekopath]

You have no idea.

[Morgacht]

Girlfriend ( pronunciation (help�info)) is a term that can refer to either a female partner in a non-marital romantic relationship or a female non-romantic friend that is closer than other friends.[1]

This term is often used loosely, and there is some debate over what exactly constitutes a girlfriend. In western society, it is generally agreed that "girlfriend" status begins when two people agree to date. Getting a girl to agree to such an arrangement is considered a milestone for young males, and is often seen as a sign of status, based on the perception of the girl amongst the male's peers.



eww...sounds yucky.

hhahahahahahahahahahaha epic

[forefront]

Three Masters of Logic wanted to find out who was the wisest amongst them. So they turned to their Grand Master, asking to resolve their dispute. �Easy,� the old sage said. "I will blindfold you and paint either red, or blue dot on each man�s forehead. When I take your blindfolds off, if you see at least one red dot, raise your hand. The one, who guesses the color of the dot on his forehead first, wins." And so it was said, and so it was done. The Grand Master blindfolded the three contestants and painted red dots on every one. When he took their blindfolds off, all three men raised their hands as the rules required, and sat in silence pondering. Finally, one of them said: "I have a red dot on my forehead."
How did he guess?

If you break down and have to google it, then be fair and don't answer. This is probably one of the best riddle's I have ever heard. It took me forever to get this when I first heard it.

[Zee]

He saw another guy looking at his forehaed and raised his hand because, since he saw the other guy look at him and then raise his hand, he knew he had the red dot on his forehead? I didn't google this. >.<
My brain hurts, I probally got it wrong anyways. xD

[minor pain]

he saw his reflection in the glasses of one of the sages... =p

oh i just googled it.. i broke down lol...

holy cow... thats one complex answer... just reading the answer to it made my head hurt lol

[forefront]

kluhtzy, there are three guys with dots.

no one is wearing glasses.

It is pretty complex. Also, it may help some of you to know that you can assume that the test is fair for all three riddle masters.

[Zee]

They all have red dots?

[forefront]

^ Correct, but how did he come to that conclusion?

[Zee]

Um. . I'll get back to you on that! xD.
I wont google it I promise! :D

[forefront]

The wisest one must have thought like this:
I see all hands up and 2 red dots, so I can have either a blue or a red dot. If I had a blue one, the other 2 guys would see all hands up and one red and one blue dot. So they would have to think that if the second one of them (the other with red dot) sees the same blue dot, then he must see a red dot on the first one with red dot. However, they were both silent (and they are wise), so I have a red dot on my forehead.

HERE IS ANOTHER WAY TO EXPLAIN IT:
All three of us (A, B, and C (me)) see everyone's hand up, which means that everyone can see at least one red dot on someone's head. If C has a blue dot on his head then both A and B see three hands up, one red dot (the only way they can raise their hands), and one blue dot (on C's, my, head). Therefore, A and B would both think this way: if the other guys' hands are up, and I see one blue dot and one red dot, then the guy with the red dot must raise his hand because he sees a red dot somewhere, and that can only mean that he sees it on my head, which would mean that I have a red dot on my head. But neither A nor B say anything, which means that they cannot be so sure, as they would be if they saw a blue dot on my head. If they do not see a blue dot on my head, then they see a red dot. So I have a red dot on my forehead.