Crotch Sittin' Haters Club

Come on; You know you hate it. You know when someone desecrates your corpse after taking a shotgun to your back whilst camping in a corner all you want to do is reach through the TV and strangle the little maggot with all your might.

Post and discuss your all time worst crotch sitting experiences. (This is meant to be funny guys!)

Example; I recently was 1 v 2 flag spawn red base on Sanctuary looking down the ramp toward center ring. I get off a lucky grenade and several good head shots via DMR. Alas,VICTORY!! All proud of myself for a good play I begin moving back and left towards bottom of the jet pack spawn. Wouldn't you know who's campin' on the down-ramp not supporting his fellow teammates? Its Mr. Crotch Sitting Shotgun Camper Guy. After he delivers a shotty-beat down to my body he begins to slowly beat the top of my head with his nasty tea-bag. God I hate these guys!!

Obviously this is not REACH exclusive experiences. As crouch sitting was rampant in 3. I've even been rolled over several times in Gears as this I believe is the equivalent of Halo crouch sitting.

Enjoy!!!

Me and TLN Chickens had a tbag war (: lmfao.

You just have to just lol at a t-bagger at times. Personally I rarely tbag and if I do it's because I "deserved" to. An example woud be me being no shields while reloading my dmr while another player who is full shields does some incredably bad shooting and I somehow kill him. This is deserved of a t-bagging.
However when you are going up a lift with a dmr and your opponent blasts you with a rocket close range I can't but get a little bit frustrated when they start tbagging. It's almost like I want to say "You can't tbag for that, it's against the rules of tbagging"

Im much to busy to t-bag, i melee their corpse on my way to find their other teammates

lol who gets mad over teabagging?

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Originally Posted by yoooo hide

lol who gets mad over teabagging?

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No ones mad over teabagging yoooo hide. Hence in my description I say, "this is meant to be funny guys!"

teabag lol

haha speaking of i gave out a deserving tbag today lol... kinda like what squeak said! i was no sheilds after fighting someone turned around and 5 shot some kid who couldnt hit 1 shot on me xD was sanc slayer.. that deserved a tbag! :P

I love these guys !!!! Make me laugh and I tend to join in with other methods of teabagging like, 360 jumping T-Bagging with rockets or nade yourself and commit suicide on his X hahahaha.

Most annoying tbag experience was in H3. I was bored playing some Lone Wolves. It was on The Pit and first time walking through Mauler spawn (shotgun in non MLG settings), I get a shotgun melee and then the tbag. The game proceeds to go on 2 or 3 mins later I am about to walk through mauler again, I figure nobody would stay here that long just sitting, nope he was, shotgun melee and a tbag. Then I go to the opposite mauler to pick up a shotgun and go kill this kid, and shotgun mauler followed by a tbag from another kid sitting in there. I think I almost broke my controller I was so irritated.

Bagging is for stupid noobs I deliver the backsmack !!

Anytime this happens to me theres a split second of anger and then I ust get motivated even more to win the game and I give the odd tbag back if the kill is decent.

Used to do it all the time in SOCOM only we had to hit a button to crouch and hit the same button to stand back up so it was kind of slow but very satisfying. :D

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Originally Posted by Adrenalize

Me and TLN Chickens had a tbag war (: lmfao.

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Oh my god that was great :) Adrenalize raped me once so he T bagged me, after that I just absolutely went off and I was desecrating his body at every opportunity :) That was so much fun lol